Overheard in Church
Pastor: How do you know your mom and dad love each other? Girl: Hugs and kisses. Boy: Not divorcing!
View ArticleTortillas, You Come Down!
A few weeks ago at church AJ learned about Zachaeus in kids’ church, which is to say she glued him onto a paper tree and learned the song. She really liked it–especially the yelling “You come down!”...
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3-Year-Old: Mommy, I have a joke for you! Mother: Okay, what? 3-Year-Old: BUTT! She is ready to write sitcoms.
View ArticleOverheard in Editing
Editor 1: “I hate grammar.” Editor 2: “You’re fired!” Editor 1: “I hate grammar.” Editor 2: “You’re fired!”
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3-year-old: I have hair in my mouth. Dad: Why’d you lick the floor? 3-year-old: I didn’t lick the floor. I bite the floor.
View ArticleOverheard Playing Christmas
Four-year-old angel: “Don’t be afraid! I got you GOOD NEWS!”
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4-year-old: “I’m not going to grow up.” Mom: “Good. I hope you never grow up. Even when you’re old.” 4-year-old: “I’m not going to be old. I’m new.”
View ArticleA Summer Funny
I was thinking about times AJ has mispronounced something or used the wrong word with hilarious results, and this tale should not remain untold: One day this summer Aaron had hurt his sciatic nerve...
View ArticleWhy Parents Turn from Jekkyl to Hyde
Why can a parent lose his or her patience within the span of one minute? The same way a child can go from oh-so-sweet to . . . well . . . read and learn, dear friend. AJ at bedtime, sweet and snuggly...
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